Yes, that's as ridiculous of a statement as the children's song has always intended it to be.
Eating worms should not be a consolation to anything, except starving to death, but since most of us aren't Bear Grylls (Bear, if you're reading this, I have no words), eating worms need not be attempted at home.
But this idea, this concept of "I can't afford to eat organic-local-pasture-grass-fed-humanely-raised-hugged-and-loved-heirloom-paleolithic-farm-fresh meats, fruits, and veggies, I guess I'll go eat Cheetos and Pop Tarts" is ridiculous. For two reasons.
Reason One:
I can't afford to eat good, organic food, so I'll just drink this Starbucks double mocha latte w/ soy milk and smoke this cigarette instead. (Ew soy. EW Cigarettes.)
Bullshit.
You know what's more expensive than buying quality produce and meat?
-Smoking.
-Drinking Alcohol and/or Partying (even if it's just on the weekends, and yes, this includes your marijuana, coke, or meth habit).
-Buying coffee from a coffee shop everyday, or even just most days. Or ever.
-Eating dinner, OR LUNCH, out at restaurants (unless it's McDonalds/similar, but you're better off eating worms).
-Your soda habit. Your diet soda habit. Your Guayaki habit. Your Coconut water habit (gotcha!). Your bottled water habit. Drink water, it's free (unless you pay someone to pour it into a BPA leeching container for you). Drink tap water. If it tastes like ish, then get a
Brita or
Bobble bottle, that self filter and are reusable.
-Your Lululemon shopping habit.
-Your CrossFit gym membership. Yup, I went there. Sure, CrossFit can be good for you, movement, strength, and fitness are all good for you, BUT, if you're throwing down $200/month to do CrossFit and then eat Top Ramen and Pizza, you're better off saving your money, taking your workouts outside (for free) and fueling your body with high quality energy rather than subjecting it to that combination of polarities.
-Your cable bill. Sorry, but TV has very, VERY few redeeming factors, and I doubt you're avoiding The Real Housewives of Whogivesafawk as much as you claim you are.
-Your iPhone. Mmm Hmmm...
Basically, don't get me started on the luxuries of your life that you've CHOSEN over eating well and taking care of your body. You CAN afford to, you just choose not to. #donttalktome
Reason Two:
Ok, so you have no addictive habits, you eat at home every meal, and we can safely say your wardrobe and home are modest.
First, I commend you.
Second, put down Twinkie and the Arizona Iced sugar water (What? They don't call it sugar water? Well, that's what it is).
Yes, those foods are cheap. Cheaper than the organic produce section sure, but guess what? There is an entire other section that contains fruits and vegetables RIGHT NEXT to the organic produce section, we call this, The Produce Section. Eating fruit and veggies over fruitsnacks and potato chips is always always preferable. I don't care if the tomatoes were grown in Mexico. I just don't.
Beyond that, they even have fruits and vegetables in The Frozen Foods Section (this is where you usually buy pizza pockets and ice cream). Frozen fruits and veggies can be cheaper, and, they're often flash frozen, which means they're often
more nutrient dense than the fresh kind.
Buy real meat and eggs. Whether you're still in The Frozen Food Section, or at the butcher/seafood counter, buy real protein. Protein/meat should have ONE INGREDIENT: the part of an animal that you are eating (e.g. Chicken Breast). Don't buy processed lunch meats, sausages, or cured bacon. Don't buy pre-seasoned or pre-marinated meat. All you're doing is paying extra for cheap sugar, trust me.
Buy, and eat, eggs. Real, simple eggs. They don't have to be Omega-3, in fact, they really shouldn't be. They also shouldn't be parts of eggs (Egg whites, Egg Beaters). Just eat a damn egg a day ok? Two or three is also good.
Undoubtedly, pasture raised and grass fed beef, poultry, eggs, etc are better for you, and the environment, BUT, "normal" beef, poultry, eggs, etc are undoubtedly better for you than pasta, pizza, soy, processed food, chips, dips, candy, tv dinners, frozen meals, cereal (sugared grains), convenience foods, and pretty much anything sold in a can.
I admit, it'll be hard to live off of $4/day, as the
NYTimes blog discovered (in 2007), but one of my favorite quotes applies:
"Those who do not spend the time/money on health and exercise today, will soon enough have to find time/money for illness."
I recently watched,
The Weight of the Nation. Here's some stats from it you should know:
-Over 66% of the American population is currently overweight or obese.
-Type 2 diabetes most often affects overweight and older adults, and accounts for approximately 90% of people with diabetes.
-Someone who is obese costs on average $1400 more to care for per year than someone who is not obese.
-Someone with diabete costs on average $6600 more to care for per year than someone without diabetes.
The
Risk Factors for Type 2 diabetes are almost completely environment/choice dependent, with the exception of being over the age of 45 (aging is most often, inevitable), and having a family history of diabetes (not your choices, but maybe theirs).
So, you have choices. Reality is, you're going to spend time and money on your health, you can do it today with your choices of food, activity, time, or you can do it down the road at the doctor's office and on medicine.